QOTD – I Mean, This Is Where I Want To Be! (Kramer)
KRAMER: Hey, Jerry, guess where I’m calling from!
JERRY: World War I plane?
KRAMER: No, I’m in my shower. Well, you know, I’m trying to get out of the shower sooner, and then I ask myself, ‘Why?’ I mean this is where I want to be. So I got a waterproof phone, I shaved, I brushed my teeth, and now I ordered a pair of chinos from J. Crew.
JERRY: When are ya gettin’ out?
KRAMER: I’m not! I’ll see ya later, buddy.
-Seinfeld, Season 9, The Apology